Homer's Barbershop Quartet/Quotes
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- Mayor Quimby: "Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron!"
- George Harrison: (responding to the Be Sharps' rooftop concert) "It's been done."
- (Comic Book Guy puts the "Melvin and the Squirrel" record on.)
- Record: "Stuck a feather in his cap and called it Rice-a-Roni." "MEL-VIN!"
- Apu: "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon."
- Nigel: "Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche."
- Apu: "That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay."
- (Homer addresses the crowd after finishing the B-Sharps New York performance)
- Homer: "I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400..."(winks) "Tons."
- Man in Crowd:" This gigantic woman will devour us all! YAAAAGH! "(Jumps into River)
- Homer: "I meant the statue."
- (Chief Wiggum shoots the TV)
- Sarah Wiggum: "Clancy, use the remote."
- Abe: "That's my son up there!"
- Jasper: "What, the balding fatass?"
- Abe: "Uh, no, the Hindu guy."
- Homer: (after singing Baby On Board for the final time) "I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the auditions." (this is what John Lennon said after the Beatles' rooftop performance)
- (The crowd and the B-Sharps all laugh loudly)
- Barney: "Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha... I don't get it."
- Bart: (after looking at record case) "You wrote a song, dad?"
- Homer: "I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only eight years ago."
- Bart: "Dad, I can't even remember what happened eight minutes ago."
- Everyone but Bart laughs
- Bart: "No, I can't. It's a serious problem!"
- Homer: (laughs) "Who cares?"
