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Homer's Barbershop Quartet/Quotes

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Mayor Quimby: Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron!

George Harrison: (responding to the Be Sharps' rooftop concert) It's been done.

(Comic Book Guy puts the "Melvin and the Squirrel" record on.)
Record: "Stuck a feather in his cap and called it Rice-a-Roni." "MEL-VIN!"

Apu: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Nigel: Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche.
Apu: That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay.

(Homer addresses the crowd after finishing the B-Sharps New York performance)
Homer: I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400...(winks) Tons.
Man in Crowd: This gigantic woman will devour us all! YAAAAGH! (Jumps into River)
Homer: I meant the statue.

(Chief Wiggum shoots the TV)
Sarah Wiggum: Clancy, use the remote.

Abe: That's my son up there!
Jasper: What, the balding fatass?
Abe: Uh, no, the Hindu guy.
Homer: (after singing Baby On Board for the final time) I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the auditions." (this is what John Lennon said after the Beatles' rooftop performance)
(The crowd and the B-Sharps all laugh loudly)
Barney: Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha... I don't get it.

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