The Mr. Plow Mysteries!/Quotes

Quotes

Chief Wiggum: Springfield, needs you, Simpson!

Homer: My family needs me too, chief! And they love me too much for me to go back to my old life!

Marge: Actually, we're fine with it!

Bart: "Love" is a pretty strong word.

Lisa: Go ahead, dad.

Homer: [SIGH!] I keep trying to get out, but they keep pulling me back in!

Chief Wiggum: Homer, are you up for a little good cop, bad cop?

Homer: I [MUNCH!] sure am!

Chief Wiggum: Okay, tell us the truth about where you got the syrup and there won't be any trouble.

Homer: That's right. Just tell us what we want to know, and we'll take you Krustyburger.

Chief Wiggum: Wow, that does sound goo. Yeah, we'll take you to Krustyburger for burgers and fries.

Homer: And milkshakes.

Chief Wiggum: Right! Extra-large milkshakes!

Jimbo Jones: I'm confused, which of you is the bad cop again?

Homer: I don't remember.

Chief Wiggum: What's the problem?

Mr. Burns: Well, I was having Smithers here train my hounds for the Iditarod. It's--

Homer: Oh, I think we all know what an idiot Rod is!

Mr. Burns: You know that it's an annual dog sled race tat runs from Anchorage to Nome, Alaska?

Homer: Yes. I didn't think we were talking about Ned Flanders' kid at all.

Homer: Why is it freezing in here?

Grampa: Because this is a cheap dump where ungrateful children leave their parentes!

Chief Wiggum: Whoah! And I thought it was cold before!

Homer: Barney was the one who gave the expired Suqishee syrup to those kids, who gave the bacon to Burns' dogs, and who turned down the heat at the rest home!

Chief Wiggum: What? But Why??

Homer: So Mr. Plow would be busy all day, and he could start up his Plow King business again with no competition!

Barney Gumble: You got me! I faked all those crimes!

Chief Wiggum: That's amazing detective work, Simpson! How'd you do it?

Homer: When I got bored I went online. Barney's been live tweeting all of this on his Plow King page! There are picture and everything.

Barney: There's no thing as bad publicity! [BRAAAP!]