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A Load of Trouble/Quotes

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Lisa: Mom, where are you going?
Marge: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I have to drive Bart and Homer to the hospital right away.
Bart: We both ate a pork chop Homer found under the couch.
Homer: You ate most of it.
Lisa: But my jazz recital is tonight.
Marge: Don't worry. We'll be back in time. And since this will be your fathers' tenth stomach pumping. This month, we'll get Bart's for free.

Lisa: Okay, Lisa, if you can explain the effect of greenhouse gases on global warming to the Springfield Elementary student body, then surely, you can do a load of laundry! This should be easy. All I have to do is follow the instructions on the bottle. "Place soiled clothing in washing machine or washing machine-like device." [PFFT] They make these instructions for idiots.

Lisa: Snowball II? You got hair all over dad's suit! He needs that tonight. Well, If I was everything together, we should still have time to get to the recital. Maybe I should add some bleach, mom always says "a little bleach takes out a lotta stains."

Lisa: Augggh! Oh, no! I got juice on mom's dress, too! Gotta glean it before she get's back!

Bart: Cool, man! These clothes look like the stuff they pulled out of me at the hospital!
Homer: Cheer up, Marge. We're the best-dressed hippies in Springfield!
Marge: Oh, Homie, that may be... but what are we going to wear to church on Sunday?