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- Seymour Skinner: [SIGH.] Bart, your tomfoolery has risked the reputation of this school more times than I can count. I've never said this to a student before, but... ...you're the worst student this school has ever had!
- Bart: [GASP!] Did you just say I was the best prankster?
- Seymour Skinner: No! The worst student!
- Bart: Oh, that's cool, too.
- Seymour Skinner: No, young man, it is most certainly not cool.
- Bart: Aliens? Space stuff? Are you guy nerds? Is this Comic-Con?
- Kang: No, human! I am Kang, and this is Kodos! You are aboard our intergalactic space vehicle!
- Kodos: And if this was Comic-Con, he would be dressed as deadpool and I as Harley Quinn!
- Bart: Why'd you guys pick me when Earth has McBain and so many other aging Hollywood action stars?
- Kang/Kodos: Because we observed you logging an inordinate amount of time on the human combat simulator device!
- Bart: That what?
- Kang/Kodos: You call them video games! Now it is time for you combat training in the robot-combat simulator!
- Kang: Kodos, what have we've done?! The human child cannot possibly save us! Plus, he's eaten three pb&j sandwiches! I mean, what a pig!
- Kodos: Perhaps if we offer him as a sacrifice to the hybrids, it will buy our doomed race some time!
- Kang: Agreed!
- Kang/Kodos: You have saved our species from extinction and the universe from destruction!
- Kang/Kodos: Name anything in the universe and you shall have it!
- Bart: Well, I kinda got everything I need here... and my statue will look pretty awesome once it's done. But I do miss Television, so if you guys could drop me off back home, that'd be great.
- Kang/Kodos: Certainly! Is there nothing else?
- Bart: Well, there is one thing...
