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• March 21st: Homer and the Gang are thick as thieves! Wait, we mean thick AND thieves! Join them as they plunder the world of its treasures.

You are getting hungry, VERY hungry. Get amateur hypnotist and semi-pro criminal Sven Golly with a Tray of Donuts today & receive 100 bonus Donuts!

Nothing freezes a moment in time better than hot molten lava! Get the Pompeii Ruins today and say “Cheese!... Oh it burns! It burns!!”

We’ve got Saviors for all species. Whether you’re a human or an alien, we’ve got a ‘Christ’ for you!

The Pope is gearing up for a fight (that pointy staff’s not just for show), but will he be able to save Springfield’s soul? Get him in the store now!

Time to play beat the sneak! Who will win this game of old man one-upmanship? Play Act 2 now and find out!

Jack the Ripper is back! Will this Londonite cause some murderous mayhem, or this time, is he just killing with kindness? Unlock him and find out!

Build a British Roundabout and watch thieves get away one left turn at a time. And remember, a robbery’s no excuse for not yielding the right of way.

Is Homer in disguise or are you just seeing double? Maybe both! Get Guy Incognito in the store for Homer’s perfect alibi, and visit an optometrist!

Posthumous poets Geoffrey Chaucer & Oscar Wilde are ready to bore… we mean haunt Springfield with rhymes. Unlock them with Westminster Abbey today!

Crack open a case of trouble for Homer and Ned with the Monte Burns Casino Box, and roll the dice on what goodies are inside.

Unlock Mr. Burns’ old schoolmate on the prize track today! Then find another 533 rich old white guys and you’ve got yourself a Congress!

Our senile swindlers are trying their luck at a classic casino heist, but will they get caught grey-handed? Find out in the geriatric finale of Act 3!

He’s an aging Casanova, a silver fox, a paramour not past his prime. So add Raoul to your town and put the “hip” in “hip replacement.”

Get the Swelldorado Hotel and turn your Springfield into the best vacay hotspot in the state. Which state? Uhh, you know, the squiggly one.

Hasta La Pasta Baby! A killer is on the loose and he’s out for blood, no, marinara sauce, no, blood. Unlock Fernando Vidal to noodle this mystery.

Criminals, crooks, craftsmanship, and a healthy dose of “Crikey!” all in a single work of art! Erect the First Prime Minister of Australia statue now.

Bumblebee Man, Mexican Duffman and more are here for all the fiestas, siestas, and epic questas of Cinco de Mayo! Act now before the party says adios!

Get Fit Tony on the prize track & whip this crime spree into shape. Just don’t call him the Big Cheese. Maybe the Petite Dairy Free Cheese Substitute.

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