Template:TappedOutNews

• October 3rd: Trade in your pens and papers for quills and parchment and get ready to go to the new Magical Academy! Keep your laptops though. We’re not insane.

Magical mayhem and mystical beasts have appeared, and Springfield needs an 8-year-old hero! No, not you Lisa. Sit down. Get Angelica Button now!

Mystical beasts are running rampant! Send your townsfolk on missions to capture the beasts and turn them on the evil sorcerer. You know, easy stuff.

Without peasants, who would carry the pitchforks? Who will be squashed in battle? Whose houses will be burnt down by dragons? Get yours today!

Justice isn’t blind, it just lacks depth perception! Get the new Cy-cop Wiggops in the store today! He’s got his eye on the donuts.

Real life deserves a rockin’ soundtrack. Unlock the Music Automaton on the prize track and enjoy your own theme song! Hope no one’s name is Orange!

The Mystery Boxes have it all – monsters, mutants and haunted houses!... No word on your parents’ respect though.

Get the Walking Kwik-E-Mart – the convenience store that comes to you. Save a bundle on gas money, and use it to pay for the cars it smashes.

You’ve heard of Unicorn frappes, bagels & cake but what about a Unicorn Wizard? He’s not edible (we think) but he is useful (we hope). Get him today!

The monster hunting continues in Act 2! Fat Tony would like to remind you that it’s MONSTER hunting not mobster hunting.

Some Trolls live under bridges, others harass people online, and this one sleeps behind the bar – unlock the Crawl Troll in Act 2 today!

Two’s a party and three’s a crowd, especially when you’re all attached to one body. Capture Bully-vern for your town.

Who’s got a trick up his sleeve? And maybe a dove. Plus scarves. Shoot, where’s that non-refundable rabbit? The Great Raymondo is available now!

From Monkey Paws to Cursed Dolls, the Evil Shopkeeper has everything you need, including delicious cursed frozen yogurt! Brain freeze guaranteed!

From nightmares to monsters to Milhouses, the Halloween Mystery Box is full of treats! No tricks, we promise! Unless this is part of the trick?

Even magicians need to cut loose from cutting women in half. Get the Magic Palace in the store today and enjoy the magic of happy hour!

Complete your Troll set with Barfy Troll! Tickle his belly and he’ll barf! Comb his hair and he’ll barf! Leave him alone and… I think you get it.

Maybe it’s magic, maybe it’s science, maybe you took too much cold medicine? Whatever the reason, Sorcerer Frink will leave you astonished!

Find all about the new event in the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII page!