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May 30: Thanks to Homer’s time traveling toaster, Caveman Moe is coming to town! And he’s pretty sure Moe’s Tavern is a step down from his cave.

Itching for more specimens? Get Hollis Hurlbut, a historian with a “knack” for acquiring artifacts (psst…his knack is stealing), in the store.

Collect shovels from Mom & Pop Hardware and dig up Homer’s time-capsule collectibles! No, not that one – that’s just a dead raccoon.

Which came first, the Lizard or the time traveler? You decide! Collect enough specimens and craft the Homer Lizard to terrorize your town.

Can you help Homer stop the future he caused and solve the Sphynx’s riddle? No, this question is not the riddle. Travel to “Ancient Egypt” in Act 2!

Have Principal Skinner trade in his suit for a skirt & khat to become a living deity, and turn his God complex into just a complex!

Unlock the Burning Tree at the Dig Site today! Yes, trees burn even while underground. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a Wikipedia article to edit.

Get the Medieval Loot Box for a chance to unlock the Two-nicorn & more. Remember, one horn is too few, and three’s just a triceratops!

Mayan Marge returns with the Mayan God and more, just to show those Egyptians that when you build giant triangular temples, you add some stairs.

Last chance to unlock Taskmaster Willie on the prize track! He’ll whip you into shape, although he reserves the right to choose the shape.

Put the Bart back into Moz(B)art! Get Vienna’s own talented composer quick, before this concerto becomes a requiem!

Arr, it’s a pirate’s life for Springfield! Will Homer be forced to walk the plank? He’s more worried about the walking part than the drowning.

Grab some shovels and hit the Dig Site to get your Pirate Treasure and more! For those who find ‘X marks the spot’ just a little too complicated.

Get America Town and celebrate the 4th of July in the most patriotic of fashions – by staying indoors and pursuing meaningless goals.

We give Ike five stars! Well, technically the US Army did. Celebrate the 4th of July in TSTO as President Eisenhower arrives in Springfield!