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Myth Information/Quotes

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Bart: Legend has it if you say the words "Muddy Mary" in front of a mirror three times, she'll come and get you.
Lisa: That's just and old myth. Muddy Mary drowned in the Springfield swamp before we were born.
Bart: Then try it... if you dare!
Lisa: Fine! Muddy Marry. Muddy Marry. Muddy Marry.
Marge: Are you two done with the bathroom yet?
Bart & Lisa: Aaaaaaaaah!

Heimdallr: I don't take requests!
Loki: Come on! It's my birthday!
Heimdallr: Fine! I'll play you Happy Birthday!
Loki: No! No! That song is copywritten, and we'd have to pay royalites. Here's something I just wrote.

Bart: Hey, that story was just a rip-off of a Marvel comic!
Lisa: Actually, it's an old norse legend.
Bart: Speaking of old, if we want to keep staying up, we're going to have to keep these stories going outselves.
Grampa: Zzzz
Lisa: All right, I know one. It takes places a long time ago in Greece.
Bart: No! No musicals!
Lisa: Not Grease! Greece!

Marge: Oh look, Grampa must have been telling them stories.
Homer: How sweet!
Marge: You know, Marge, maybe we were wrong putting him in a home.
Homer: Let's move his things back here.
Marge: Oh, Homie! That's a great idea!

Hom-r: We've got a high pressure system moving up the jewel mountaints, so if you're heading to Kandor park, take an umbrella. And now the long range forecast! The planet is going to explode! We're all going to die! According to my readings, it'll happen any day now! Why won't anyone belive me?!!