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The Seven-Beer Snitch/Quotes

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Homer: I only did what I had to do to survive . . . in a style befitting a French monarch.

Marge: Think, Marge think. Culture, vulture, birds of prey, pray in a church, The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, ghosts are scary, scary rhymes with Gary... That's it, architect Frank Gehry!

Mr. Burns: Simpson! I haven't see so many drugs in a wang, since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack, smack, uppers, downers, outers, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green goofers, yellow submarines, LSD, Mach-3, and trace amounts of... dewewehhhh, human urine?

Mr. Burns: I'll make these rioters regret their folly! This prison will make Abu Ghraib look like the Four Seasons.

Snake: Ha, ha! No Frank Gehry designed prison can hold me!

Frank Gehry: And none of this would happen if it weren't for a letter written by a little girl.
Marge: I wrote that letter.
Frank Gehry: You wrote, "You are the bestest architect in the world"?
Marge: Well, aren't you?

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