No Teasing
No Teasing was the first commercial for Nestle's Butterfinger featuring Bart, Lisa and Maggie which aired on October 1, 1988, while "The Simpsons" shorts were still running on The Tracey Ullman Show.
Plot
Bart comes into a room where Lisa and Maggie are and teases them for having the last Butterfinger stocked in the house. Lisa mentions to Bart that you're "dead meat" when someone screams, so Lisa screams for Homer, and immediately, Bart throws parts of his Butterfinger into Maggie and Lisa's mouths. After Homer asks what's going on, Maggie points at her mouth, as Bart looks sadly down at the remaining part of his Butterfinger.
Remake
A remake of the commercial aired on January 1, 2007, where Bart gets in trouble for taking a Butterfinger.
Transcript
Bart closes the door and enters a room with a couch and TV where Maggie and Lisa are playing. Bart has a Butterfinger in his hands.
Bart: Behold. The last Butterfinger in the whole house! And I have it!
Lisa: Dad said no teasing!
Bart holds the Butterfinger up for Maggie and Lisa to get.
Bart: Na-na-na-na-na-na!
Before Maggie and Lisa can get the Butterfinger, Bart pulls it away, making Maggie fall over.
Bart: Woah!
Bart takes the Butterfinger out of the wrapper.
Bart: Check out the smooth chocolatey outside (Bart breaks the Butterfinger in two)., the crispity, crunchity, peanut-buttery inside.
Lisa: Dad said if you made a scream, you're dead meat!
Bart: You wouldn't scream.
Lisa takes a deep breath.
Lisa: DAD!
Bart gives Lisa part of his Butterfinger, and she crunches on it.
Homer: Now what?!
Lisa: Never mind.
A screen with a Butterfinger on it appears. The words...
Bart: Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
appear above the Butterfinger. The screen disappears and Maggie takes out her pacifier and points her finger in her mouth. Bart stares at her.
