Mayored to the Mob/Quotes
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- Mark Hamill: Homer... Use the for--
- Homer: The Force?
- Mark Hamill: The forks! Use the forks!
- (Neil Armstrong, to his publicist, regarding his lack of popularity at the convention)
- Neil Armstrong: This is one small stop towards firing your ass!
- Mayor Quimby: You call yourselves bodyguards? You're fired!
- Ernie: Fired, huh? Who else you gonna find to take a bullet for ya?
- Big Tom: Or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery?
- Quimby: I'll tell ya who! Him!
- (Quimby points to Homer, standing with his family)
- Homer: Woo-hoo!
- Marge: Homer, I don't think you were listening to what he just--
- Homer: (sternly) I said, woo-hoo.
- (Leavelle pretends to fire a rifle at a watermelon on a podium. Homer dives in front of the bullet's path)
- Homer: Nooo!
- (Homer tumbles to the ground and Leavelle walks over)
- Leavelle: Well. your dive wasn't bad, but I just didn't believe your "Nooo!" You gotta sell it! Remember, your "Nooo!" is what gets you your next job. Now drop and give me twenty.
- Homer: (Dramatically) NOOOOOO!!!!
- Leavelle: Better.