Bart the Lover/Quotes

Quotes

Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?

Todd: Hell no.

Flanders family gasps

Maude: What did you say?

Todd: I said I don't want any damn vegetables.

Ned: Alright, that is it young man. No Bible stories for you tonight.

Todd runs to his room crying.

Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him?

Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.

Jimmy: "Hey, what gives?"

Jimmy's Dad: "You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc Jimmy. Well now your car has no battery."

Jimmy: "But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by 6:00. I better give her a call."

Jimmy's Dad: "Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones."

Jimmy: "Dear God! What have I done?"

(Jimmy pulls out a gun and points it to his head and fires)

Jimmy's Dad: "Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out of…yep…zinc."

Jimmy: "Come back zinc, Come Back!!"

Woodrow: "Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit."

Ned: "I'm talking about your potty-mouth."

Homer: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Ned: That is it. Your swearing is having a negative influence on my son.

Homer: Oh yeah? The nerve to think you can impose your ways on me! Well, I do not like...your mustache!

Ned: OK, fair is fair. Tell you what. If you get rid of the potty mouth then I will get rid of the soup-strainer. It is a deal!

Homer: "Damn crappy nails! Superglue my butt!"