Bart the Lover/Quotes

Quotes

Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?

Todd: Hell no.

(Everyone gasps)

Maude: What did you say?

Todd: I said I don't want any damn vegetables.

Ned: Alright, that is it young man. No bible stories for you tonight.

(Todd runs to his room crying)

Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him?

Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.

Jimmy: Hey, what gives?

Jimmy's Dad: You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc Jimmy. Well now your car has no battery.

Jimmy: But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by 6:00. I better give her a call.

Jimmy's Dad: Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.

Jimmy: Dear God! What have I done?

(Jimmy pulls out a gun and points it to his head and fires)

Jimmy's Dad: Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out of…yep…zinc.

Jimmy: Come back zinc, Come Back!!

Woodrow: Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit.

Ned: I'm talking about your potty-mouth.

Homer: What the hell are you talking about?

Homer: Damn crappy nails! Superglue my butt!