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Little Big Mom/Quotes

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Orderly: You'll have a great view of the whole beach… from the electric needle room.
Homer: Really? The whole beach?
Orderly: Yes… from the electric needle room.
Homer: Electric needle room?!

Dr. Hibbert: Good lord, you're wasting thousands of dollars worth of Interferon!
Homer: And you're "interferon" with our good time! Hehehehe!

Dolph: Woah! Phat five forty!
Nelson: I'm getting agro on this kicker!
Bart: Stomp that pickle revert!
Otto: Excellent. Your lingo is progressing nicely.
Bart: Can I go to the bathroom?
Otto: Uh uh…say it in snowboard!
Bart: Uum…I gotta blast a dookie?
Otto: Dook on!

Ned: I guess we'll have an imagination Christmas this year..
Rod & Todd: Yaaay! Imagination Christmas!

Lisa: Okay, now we're gonna draw jobs from the chore hat!
Homer: Come on, bikini inspector! Scrub toilet? Okay, that was a practice! Practice…practice. Okay, here we go…feed fish.
Bart: I'll supervise!
Lisa: You know, the reason for the hat.
Homer: Oh, it's a great hat. No one's questioning the hat.
Lisa: Will you at least do the dishes?
Homer: Lisa I'll do the dishes when I pick it out of the chore hat and it's not a practice..... See, there it is! But that was a practice. The system works!
Flanders: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all! Nothing at all!!
Homer: Aaaaaaaah! Stupid sexy Flanders.

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