Sunday, Cruddy Sunday/Quotes
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- Wally: Well, we sure put together a heck of a trip, Homer. Ever thought about being a travel agent?
- Homer: Wally, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't.
- Wally: 'Cause you can really "go" places in the travel business. Huh? (Laughs) Feel free to use that one.
- Homer: What one?
- Bart: (sees Homer with the Super Bowl trophy) Dad, that doesn't belong to you.
- Homer: But this might be my last chance to win one.
- Reporter #1: How does it feel?
- Reporter #2: Was it a team effort?
- Reporter #3: Did you ever stop believing?
- Reporter #4: Does this suit make me look fat?
- Wally: Oh, how could I fall for fake tickets? Gee, the fellas are gonna be crestfallen.
- Homer: Yes, if by "crestfallen" you mean "kill us!" Listen, let me talk to them, maybe I can smooth this over…..My friends …
- Krusty: They don't have the tickets!
- Moe: Kill 'em!