The Old Man and the "C" Student/Quotes
Beginning: "Ah, but Paris would make a tres bon site for the next Olympic Games."
"And, uh, why is that?"
"We don't have to explain it to the likes of you."
"I wait your reply. Unh!"
Delivery!: (ding dong)
"I'll get it! A he he he, heh he he he he he!"
"Package for Mr. Simpson."
(door closes) "Hmmm. Woo hoo! My Springs! They finally came!
"Homer, they just cut you off for Bart Simpson's comedy."
"Not now, Marge."
"But we lost the Olympics to Shelbyville."
"But I'll have fun selling these springs."
"To who?"
"Idiots. Ooh, these are fun!"
At Moe's: "Hey, Lenny, want some nuts?"
"Hey, thanks. Ow! My eye!"
"Heh heh heh heh heh!"
"Homer, get out of here."
"Boy, Moe, you sure look angry. Want some nuts?"
"Thank you, I love nuts. Ow! God, my eye!"
The Kitchen of Tomorrow: "Welcome to the kitchen of tomorrow, today! Marge, how much would you pay for a self flipping hamburger pan? Don't ask yet! Watch how easy it is to flip hamburgers with the help of God's latest creation, the spring! Ah! Aah! Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Oooooooooh! Uh, uh, uh. (sighs) Some second-degree burns but some first class burgers!"
"Homer, get rid of these springs!"
"But you haven't seen the baby of tomorrow! Now, if I drop her, no more tears! Do doo do do dooooooo do!"
"Give me my baby!"
"Give it up, Marge, I'm coming through the hole!"
"Homer, I'm not sure that's a good idea. I want these springs out of our house TODAY!"
The Funny Bit: " You flush one down, it swirls around. Nine hundred and nintey nine springs to flush down!"
"You're not flushing those springs down our toilet, are you?"
"Of course not! Nine hundred and nintey six springs to flush down, nine hundred and nintey six spriiiiiings!"
The Boat's Sinking!: "What the heck's going on?"
"A hundred and thirty five springs to flush down, a hundred and thirty five spriiings!"
