Fear of Flying/Quotes
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- Pilot: "You're not just pretending to be a pilot to drink are you?"
- Homer: "Yes."
- Pilot: "Ha-ha. You fly boys crack me up."
- Homer: "I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot!"
- Pilot: "And I keep telling you, you fly boys crack me up!"
- Homer: "Bart, where's my wallet?"
- (Bart pulls Homer's wallet out of his own pocket)
- Bart: "Right here, Dad!"
- Homer: "Thank you!"
- Homer has been banned from Moe's Tavern, a portly man wearing a top hat and good suit enters Moe's Tavern. He looks remarkably like Homer, except he has a long mustache
- Man: Good evening, may I trouble you for a beer?
- Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer!
- Man: Who could Homer be? My name is Guy Incognito. I...AUGH!
- Guy Incognito is pummelled and tossed out of Moe's Tavern, where he lies unconscious on the street. Homer is walking by and stops to see Guy Incognito bears a striking resemblance to him
- Homer: " (Gasps) Oh my God! This man is my exact double! (Gasps) That dog has a puffy tail!" Homer runs off to chase dog
- Norm: "Woody, gimme a beer."
- Woody: "I think you had enough, Mr.Peterson. My chiropractor says I can't carry you home anymore."
- Norm: "Just gimme another beer, you brain dead hick! I'll kill ya! I'll kill all of ya!"
- Doctor Zwieg: Go on Marge, tell me more about your father.
- Marge{nervous rambling}: Sure, I will tell you about father. Father Christmas. That is what they call Santa Claus in England. They drive on the wrong side of the road there. Now that is crazy! People are always talking about how small England is but you could not fit it in Springfield. Not by a long shot! You know what, I am cured!
- Dr. Zwieg: Marge, get back here!
