Homer the Vigilante/Quotes
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- Homer: (approaching a man playing a sax) Hey, buddy. Where'd you get that saxophone?
- Man: Sears.
- Homer: Get him!
- Chief Wiggum: (at the bottom of a big hole) NO, no Dig UP Stupid!
- Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%.
- Homer: Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that.
