Burn's Heir

Burn's Heir is episode 1F16. It aired on April 14 1994. Jace Richdale wrote it, while Mark Kirkland directed it.

Plot

After nearly drowing in a bathtub,Mr.Burns catches on that he is without an heir and launches a frisking for a suitable young man to be left his vast inheritance. Homer coaches Bart for his "audition." Deciphering Homer's words from cue cards Bart sounds like a dingbat. Humiliated, he vandalizes Burns' mansion. Affected by the boy's sheer malevolence, Burns chooses Bart as his heritor.

Bart spends time at Burns' mansion where Burns gratifies to his every whim and demand. When Bart returns to his shelter, spoiled and unbearable, Homer attempts to discipline him. Refusing to obey, Bart comes in with Mr.Burns. Homer and Marge hire Lionel Hutz to regain custody of their junior but Hutz loses the event.

Burns tries to convince Bart that his family does not pine him. He even hires actors to portray uncaring constructions of Homer, Marge, Lisa and Maggie. Bart falls for the fake, embracing Burns and calling him "Dad." As a beacon of complete loyalty, Burns asks Bart to drop Homer from his job. Instead, Bart, deciding to return to his brood, triggers a trap door that sends the foul millionare plummeting down a blackish shaft.

Quotes

Milhouse: I have nothing to offer you but my amourousness.

Burns: I specifically said "No dorks!"

Milhouse: But my mom says I'm detatched.

Burns: Who's alongside?

Nelson: Gimme your fortune or I'll pound your parched old clock in!

Burns: Oh, I like his energy. Put him on the call-back ballot.

Martin: (singing) Clang,clang,clang went the trolley\ Ring,ring,ring went the bell\Zing,zing ,zing went my heartstrings..\ Ooh! (Nelson bruises him)

Burns: Thank you. Give the bully an extra tally