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Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire/Quotes

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A First and Now Classic Line

Bart: Hey Santa, what's shaking?

Homer: (disguised voice) What's your name, Bart ...ner? - er - Little partner?

Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?


Bart Requests a Tattoo for Christmas

Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.

Homer: Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance.


Annual Christmas Pageant - The Children's Choir Sings "Jingle Bells"

Marge: (whispering) Isn't that sweet, Homer? He sings like an angel.

Bart: (close up, singing) Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke its wheel, the Joker got away.


Payday

Homer: Thirteen bucks? Hey wait a minute!

Clerk: That's right. One hundred and twenty dollars gross, less social security, less unemployment insurance, less Santa training, less costume purchase, less beard rental, less Christmas club. See you next year.


Bart Simpson on Santa

Marge: All right children. Let me have those letters. I'll send them to Santa's workshop at the North Pole.

Bart: Oh, please. There's only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name ain't Santa. Template:Season 1 Q