Bart Sneaks Out/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: Later, dudes. I'm off to scarty's dangerworld skateboarding and skeet shotting park. It's the grand opening!

Marge: You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!

Bart: Aw, mom The flues are just starting to feel at home in there?

Sign: A few minutes later

Bart: This room will always need cleaning, but that skate course will only be new and smooth once! Just a quick run on scabby's track and terror and i'll be back before mom even know I'm gone! Whoa! This tree's slippery! Can't get a grip! Hey, what are the odds of you guys helping me down?

Dolph Starbeam: About a dozen to one!

Jimbo Jones: Who ordered the nerd omlett?

Homer: Whoo hoo! looks like rain! I won't have to finish lawn!

Sound: KER-ACK!

Bart: Yow! The werd thing is... this was till more fun than cleaning my room!