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Homer the Gardener/Quotes

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Marge: But if I put the hydrangea next to the hosta, it will detract from the posies.
Homer: Pfft! Posies shmosies! Right, boy?!
Bart: Right. Shmosies.
Marge: So, you don't like my flowers?!
Homer: Correction. I don't like your girly weeds.
Marge: Then maybe you could do it better!
Homer: Maybe I will! More man-plants! And you can never spread enough maure! Right, boy?!
Bart: You've made it your life's work.
Homer: Done and done!
Sign: The next day...
Sign: The day after that....
Homer: I think we need some posies.
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