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Balloon Payment/Quotes

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Bart: Cool, my Krusty balloon animal sculpting kit's finally here. At last, I'll be an artist.
Lisa: You a balloon artist? i'll belive it when I see it?
Bart: Oh, ye, of little faith.
Lisa: Cool! What else can you make?
Bart: Wath and be amazed!
Marge: Hmmm... something's not right.
Homer: This new sofa is so comfortamble! Lik a cushion of air!
Marge: Homer I think Bart's new hobby is becoming a problem! And this static is ruining my hair!
Homer: But, Marge, the boy show's talent. We should encourage him! And my hair's wavier than it's been in years! It's like living a moon walk!
Marge: Bartholomew J. Simpson, what do you have to say for yourself?
Bart: [GASP!] [GASP!]
Homer: This could only end one way. [Sniff!]
Marge: I just don't want to live in a house that squeaks!
Bart: Somehow, this makes it all worth while.
Sound: KABLAM!
Marge: Now, that's more like it!
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