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Lisa Rocks the Party!/Quotes

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Lisa: I'm ruined! I'm ruined! I can never leave my room again!

Lisa: I'm too young for my first pimple!

Bart: Dad, why are you telling Maggie the cookie she's eating is bad?
Homer: Oh.. Eh, Er... I just don't want her to get a tummy ache or malaria or anything.
Maggie: Don't worry about me, dad. Anything you can eat, I can eat.
Bart: All gone!
Maggie: [BURP]
Homer: Bart! Did you hear...?
Bart: I sure did! She can belch with the best of 'em!
Homer: Maggie's first words! Your mother and sister will be so sad they missed it.
Bart: Not as me, because now I've got two sisters to argue with!

Homer: "How to throw your voice", eh? You should've looked at the section about how to disappear, Bart!

Marge: Funny how Maggie's first words sound exactly like your father throwing his voice.