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Little Monty Million$: Adventure on Bigfoot Mountain!/Quotes

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Smithersbury: Begging your pardon, Master Monty, but won't your attire cause you to stand out amongst these urchins?
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! The brass buckles on my shoes haven't been polished in days. I'm practically a cave dweller, Smithersbury!
Bankroll: Brak!
Mr. Burns: Come, Bankroll, you overbred hound!

Mr. Burns: The old Burns charm and physical prowess do not seem to be working with this lot, Smithersbury!
Smithersbury: Master Monty, why not simply let your father buy you some close friends as usual?
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! On the plan B!

Sue: Monty! Listen, a few of us are going camping up at
Mr. Burns: Bigfoot Mountain... nothing fancy, just tent's and stuff. Why don't you come?
Smithersbury: Hrmmm...
Mr. Burns: Oh, my word, yes! Smithersbury and I got camping all the time.
Sue: And Monty... try to be like a normal kid, okay?
Mr. Burns: Oh, absolutely "normal" is my middle name. Charles Montgomery Benedit normal Thelonious Richthofen Burns!
Sue: You're silly.

Smithersbury: Smithersbury! What do the following words mean? "camping," "tent," and also "stuff."

Sue: You may have mountains of gold. You may own the town. You may even own the people. But you will never have friends, Montgomery Burns!
Mr. Burns: Yes. And it turns out, I'm fine with that! Start the smelters boys!