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• December 19: Poor Kwik-E-Mart and the Try-N-Save are going to be put out of business (well, the Kwik-E-Mart is, as it doesn't earn anything anymore), as a billionaire giant is rolling into town - no, seriously, he's a giant, but I predict it would probably be hard to animate him rolling. Costington's has arrived and it's everyone's go to place for presents...but it appears that Flanders is already on it, but he needs to be in his Santa costume. I never thought Ned to be a dressing-up as Santa kind-of guy. Maybe he saw the adverts, or decided to go power-walking and found himself amongst some late-night Christmas party revellers, I don't know! Get Costington's and the Santa Flanders costume in the Store now! Before Homer eats up all of your donuts that you were going to buy them with. You can get them until next Saturday at 8am GMT!
• December 16: A precocious young girl and a rather dumb-ish woman - a bit of a juxtaposition don't you think? Anyway, Lisa's friend Janey has popped up in the game and Lisa ropes her into creating a series about school reform on ViewTube, while Lurleen Lumpkin has returned to her old job at the Beer-N-Brawl, where several Springfielders are interested in setting up a gig. That's Level 48, folks, in for some reason, a more informative way this level around! P.S. Bart's also dating Sherri again. Or is it Terri? Who knows? Maybe it's that third twin who's out for revenge.
• December 4: BREAKING NEWS! Rudolph is dead. So no more red light lighting up your night sky from now on - from his nose. And the North Pole has melted a bit prematurely than in reality thanks to global warming, so Santa's, for some reason, come to Springfield. With some elves with him, that after getting drunk on Christmas Eve are going to be fired out of a cannon. Putatively. But for now, they're busy at work, whipping Homer with their toe coils from their elf slippers. To try and make HIM work. Yeah, just get him to do something else on Santa's list. Explore the Christmas 2014 event now!