Grampa Bart/Quotes

Quotes

Lisa: Bart! Didn't you get any sleep? What were you doing all night?

Bart: Zzzzz Snuck down-stairs... saw Homer asleep with TV on... watched 'til dawn. Carson Daly really letting self go...

Lisa: Bart, wait! That's not our bus!

Grampa: Look who's spendin' the day with us! It's my grandson! Right ere, Bart!

Bart: Wha--? Aaaiieee!

Marge: Bart! Oh, where have you been? We were worried sick!

Bart: You shoulda been! That Bingo hall was an icebox! Somebody'll catch their death!

Marge: Bingo hall?

Bart: And the snack bar! Can you believe they actually sell bottles of water? And people buy them?

Homer: Bart! Get with the times!

Marge: Your fathers' right, dear! You do seem kind of... old! Do you feel ok

Bart: [GROAAAN] Don't get me started! My right hip's killing me... ...and I'd give my Xbox to be able o sleep 'til sun-up!

Marge: I'm calling Dr. Hibbert! You get straight up to bed!

Bart: Awww! Can't I stay up and watch "Jag"?

Homer & Marge: ?

Homer: You broke him, you fix him!

Grampa: What? I didn't do anything he's fine!

Bart: I haven't been fine since music got crazy! Whatever happened to dancing close?

Homer: Did you hear that?

Grampa: Awww.... I guess he's too impressionable to spend a whole day with old people!

Homer: It's like I always tell you, dad! We avoid you for a reason! Now, please! Make my boy young again!

Grampa: Bart, do me a favor! Go in there and see if I have enought pills, tonics, creams, bags and tubes to help me. Go to the bathroom!

Grampa: And don't forget to inhale deeply!

Bart: Aye carumba! Da-ad! Can we get out of here?

Grampa: See? He just need to learn that old age isn't all bingo and "Jag"!

Homer: Thanks, dad!