Brit Simpson!/Quotes
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- Marge: Now, Bart, I don't want you to cause any trouble on the flight home!
- Homer: Yeah, boy, you better straighten up and fly right!
- Bart: Misbehave? And ruin our vacation memories? I'm shocked at the very idea!
- Lisa: Obviously, you've never met you before.
- Bart: If you'll excuse me, I need to freshen up!
- Lily Simpson: This is your room. Brit's a big Krumpet the Klown fan!
- Bart: Never heard of him.
- Lily Simpson: His show is banned outside of the U.K. and inside most of it, tooo. It's on at 16:00 every day!
- Bart: Ha! Nice try, but there's no such time!
- Bart: So what's your job here?
- Omar Simpson: Wind monitor!
- Bart: Which means?
- Omar Simpson: You see that wind out there?
- Bart: Yeah.
- Omar Simpson: I monitor it! It's [YAWN!] hard work, but someone has to do it!
- Bart: Watching the wind? And I thought Homer had a job that blows!
- Omar Simpson: Snxxx!
- Marnie Simpson: It's tea time!
- Bart: Tea? Bleech!
- Lily Simpson: Oh, that's just what we call it. It's actually milk and biscuits!
- Bart: You mean cookies? Then call it "cookie time!" sheesh, England, learn how to market things!
- Marnie Simpson: Goodbye, Bart! it's been an experience.
- Magpie Simpson: Slurp! Slurp!
- Lily Simpson: You were a good cautionary tale!
- Omar Simpson: You made me love my own son more. Never come back!
- Bart: I'll miss you guys, too! Yep, it'll be along while before anyone in England forgets about... Bart Simpson, international bad boy!
