My Name Is Bart

My Name Is Bart is the 7th track on promo copies of The Yellow Album and was recorded in 1993. The song appeared on early promo copies of the album. It is sung by Bart, even Marge and Lisa participates in the song. It is a parady of a song of My Name Is Prince.

Lyrics

Bart:

My name is Bart and I am funky.

My name is Bart the one and only.

I did not come to get around.

Let's get this straight let's get it down.

I've seen those teachers I've seen that face.

I've seen the phoning Bart all over the place.

That Bart's a boothway that Bart's a fink.

He's out to fool you man he's on the take.

But now it's time to take a stand.

There's only one Bart due and I'm the man.

My name is Bart and I am funky.

My name is Bart the one and only.

Head me now.

Bart:

My name is Bart and I am funky.

When it comes to funk I ain't no flunky.

I'm more dangerous I am unique.

The photo punk the super freak.

I ease the nud that certain flair.

A week of style and several affair.

I wrote this song I know you know it.

Something for madness sold it he came and stole it.

But I can't be Bart oh no I won't be sold.

When they meet me they tossed them all.

My name is Bart and I am funky.

My name is Bart the one and only.

Heard me now.

Bart:

Hey Lisa play some horn on my song.

Oh yea that's it.

We'll be jamming.

Play it do it get down.

There you go? You play that oh yea.

Marge:

Bart have you done your homework?

Bart:

Not now mom we're working on my new song.

Lisa:

It's not his song mom he stole it from Prince!

Bart:

Did not!

Lisa:

Did do!

Bart:

Did not!

Lisa:

Did do!

Bart:

Did not!

Marge:

Tell the truth Bart.

Bart:

Alright alright but I only borrowed it he wasn't using it this week.

Marge:

Well maybe they'll complain about this.

Bart:

Okey.

Bart:

My name is Bart I'm not so funky.

It's still my name Bart the one and only.

I am not Prince or anyone else.

When all is said and done I'm just myself.

I'm not Nirvana I'm not Lyle Lovett.

I'm the underachiever and still proud of it.

I know like Poe some crazy stuff.

A hectic rude I played too rough.

But now I've changed I've seen the light.

I'm on the straight and narrow all make it right.

My name is Bart I'm not so funky.

My name is Bart the one and only.

Going through the name.

Bart:

Work it get it right I'm Bart my name is Bart.