Malk
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A carton of Malk
Malk (Pronounciation: /mʌɫk/) is a drink which is served with the lunches at Springfield Elementary School.
History
Bart Simpson thought that the school served milk with the lunches, until he took a closer look at a carton and saw that it was labelled "MALK" rather than "MILK".
Malk's nutritional qualities aren't known except that it includes Vitamin R, according to the verbiage on the carton. It also makes your bones go feeble and frail.
