Bart the Lover/Quotes

Quotes

Maude: "Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?"

Todd: "Hell no."

(Everyone gasps)

Maude: "What did you say?"

Todd: "I said I don't want any damn vegetables."

Ned: "Alright, that is it young man. No bible stories for you tonight."

(Todd runs to his room crying)

Maude: "Weren't you a little hard on him?"

Ned: "Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me."

Jimmy: "Hey, what gives?"

Jimmy's Dad: "You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc Jimmy. Well now your car has no battery."

Jimmy: "But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by 6:00. I better give her a call."

Jimmy's Dad: "Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones."

Jimmy: "Dear God! What have I done?"

(Jimmy pulls out a gun and points it to his head and fires)

Jimmy's Dad: "Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out of…yep…zinc."

Jimmy: "Come back zinc, Come Back!!"

Woodrow: "Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit."

Ned: "I'm talking about your potty-mouth."

Homer: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Homer: "Damn crappy nails! Superglue my butt!"