Itchy & Scratchy & Marge/Quotes

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(Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit)

Homer: "Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave."

Marge: "Hmm, David."

Homer: "Oh."

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(Kent Brockman comments on the Statue of David)

Kent: "Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?"

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(Helen Lovejoy and Maude Flanders arrive at Marge’s doorstep)

Helen: "Get dressed, Marge. You’ve got to lead our protest against this abomination!" (Shows Marge a newspaper with the Statue of David on the cover)

Marge: "Hmm, but that’s Michelangelo’s David. It’s a masterpiece."

Helen: (Gasps) "It’s filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil."

Marge: "But I like that statue."

Maude: (Gasps)" I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity."

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(Homer watches TV)

TV Announcer: "It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this?"

Homer: (Very interested) "One-thousand dollars!"

TV Announcer: "Oh, don't answer yet."

Homer: "Oh, sorry."

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Itchy and Scratchy's New Temporary Opening: "They love, and share.

They share and love and share.

Love, love, love,

Share, share, share.

The Itchy and Scratchy Show!"

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Homer: "I always knew you'd change the world... for the better."