Brother's Little Helper/Quotes
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- Bart: You know how they say most people use 10% of their brain?
- Lisa: Yeah?
- Bart: Well now, I'm one of them!
- Pharm Team Lady: This pill reduces class-clownism by 44 percent.
- Pharm Team Man: With 60 percent less sass-mouth!
- Bart: Thanks for coming out here mom.
- Marge: No, thank you for stopping the tank!
- Bart: It ran out of gas!
- Homer: My god is she brave. Standing up to that freaked out junkie.
- Lisa: Dad, that junkie is your son!
- Homer: Why don't you just tell everybody!
- Wiggum: Shoot the tires out, Lou!
- Lou: Uh…it's a tank, chief!
- Wiggum: You know what? I'm getting real tired of your excuses!
- Ralph: And I want a bike! And a monkey! And a friend for the monkey!
- Forest Fire Bear: You're not going to start any fires are you?
- Ralph: At my house we call them uh-oh's!
- Skinner: Bart will you go bother someone else?
- Bart': (yelling) Look a fire!!!!…engine.
- Skinner: Stop that!
- Bart: (yelling)Help help fire!!!!…helmet.
- Skinner: Can't you do something constructive!?
- Bart': Sure, I can do something destructive!
- Mark McGwire: Do you want to hear the terrifying truth, or would you like to see me sock a few dingers!?
- Townsfolk: Dingers! Dingers!