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Stealing First Base/Quotes

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Quotes

Bart: I'm sorry!

Nikki: Ugh! You're always apolozing.

Nikki: What do you mean about 'us'?

Bart : Well, Like, Uh, aren't you my girlfriend now?

Bart: I'm not gonna let you hurt me anymore.

Skinner: Any physical contact violates our school's no-touch policy.

Skinner: I prefer dead child to a lawsuit from your parents.

Kevin: Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt!

Bart: Your hot, Your cool. What is your deal?!

Nikki: Bart, you have some things to learn about women.

(shots locker door)

Nikki: And I'll never tell you what they are.

Skinner: So the lesson is children-

Michelle Obama: I'll tell them what the lesson is.

Chalmers: He's our Joe Biden.

Michelle Obama: Understood. Template:Season 21 Q

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