Little E.U.

"Little E.U."

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Kyle Gordon Chrissi Poland Nancy Cartwright Yeardley Smith Characters: Homer Simpson DJ Crazy Times Ms. Biljana Electronica Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson Length: Part one: 1:22 Part two: 0:41 Writer(s): Original: Kyle Gordon Parody lyrics: J. Stewart Burns and Kyle Gordon Appearance(s): "The Tipping Point"

"Little E.U." is a song performed by Homer, DJ Crazy Times, Ms. Biljana Electronica, Bart, and Lisa.

Lyrics

Part one

Homer:

Here,

In Euro land,

Extra money not change hand.

Eat the lunch from twelve to three,

No how you say gratuity.

Waiters, cabbies, escort girl,

Just cost base rate, what a world.

Europe king and here is why,

Only pay for what you buy...

Flat priiiice!

Ms. Biljana Electronica:

Sir, can't you see.

DJ Crazy Times:

Let's look, can't you see?

Ms. Biljana Electronica:

Our healthcare is free.

And they pay us enough.

DJ Crazy Times:

That's money.

Ms. Biljana Electronica:

To just hand you your stuff.

DJ Crazy Times:

In Europe servers are paid a living wage.

Instead of having to rely on tips.

Which also refuses income disparity,

Between front and back-of-house staff.

It's mad sexy.

Equitable!

Homer and Ms. Biljana Electronica:

Fifteen-twenty-twenty two.

Don't give us more math to do.

In August when you rent the Vespa,

Tipping is verboten, n'est-ce pas?

Lisa:

Big understanding time!

Barista make foam latte heart.

Bart:

Don't tip them bicycle from the Bart.

DJ Crazy Times:

That's Bart.

Homer, Bart, and Lisa:

The printed price is all that's due.

DJ Crazy Times:

That's fair.

Homer, Bart, and Lisa:

When you in Little E. UUUUUUUU!

Part two

DJ Crazy Times:

Little E.U., Little E.U.

Little E.U. is the place to be in the party now.

Homer:

Flat priiiice!

DJ Crazy Times:

I'm sane, so sane.

Ms. Biljana Electronica:

Sir, can't you see?

DJ Crazy Times:

Let's look, can't you see?

Ms. Biljana Electronica:

Our healthcare is free.

And they pay us enough.

DJ Crazy Times:

That's money.

Ms. Biljana Electronica:

To just hand you your stuff.

DJ Crazy Times:

That stuff.

Lots of stuff.

Don't give us more that to do,

Math to do.

Let's go!

Homer, Bart, and Lisa:

The printed price is all that's due.

DJ Crazy Times:

That's fair.

Homer, Bart, and Lisa:

When you in Little E. UUUUUUUU!

DJ Crazy Times:

That's the place, E.U., baby!

Behind the Laughter

"Little E.U." is a self-parody of "Planet of the Bass" by Kyle Gordon.

Appearances

• Episode – "The Tipping Point"