Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment/Quotes

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	Season 8 Episode Quotes
← 170 "My Sister, My Sitter"	171 "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"	"Grade School Confidential" 172 →

Homer: (toasting) To alcohol - the cause of and solution to all life's problems.

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Homer: I'll take 42 bathtubs please.

Clerk: Today you can buy 50 for $3000.

Homer: I said 42!

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Lisa: Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we-

Homer, Marge, Bart: (in unison) Go to your room Lisa!

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(Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws the TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his stool)

Wiggum: Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there?

Rex: Rex Banner. I running this department now. Wiggum you're out suspended definetly.

Wiggum: Huh?

Rex: (To Eddie) Tuck in that shirt! (To Lou) Get those shoes shining! (To an unidentified officer) Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers!

(Wiggum stands up)

Rex: (To Wiggum) Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?

Wiggum: Well (pause) No,no,no...i guess not.(leaves the station sadly)