Homer's Triple Bypass/Quotes

• Marge: Hello? Oh my Lord!

Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys

Marge: I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack!

Marge rushes out the Simpsons residence

Patty: Oh my God.

Selma: What?

Patty: 5 cents off wax paper!

Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress

• Barney: Originally I did not like it, but then I figured, if Homer wants to be a woman, who am I to judge?

Homer: Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change!

Barney: Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini?

Moe: For old times' sake, I snuck in this bottle of beer.

Homer: Thanks a lot, Moe!

Homer begins drinking

Moe: Homer, that is not free, you know.

• Patty: Marge, say hello to Andre!

Marge{enraged}: My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT!

Patty{curt}: Oh sorry, hope he recovers.

Selma: I do too.

Andre: I do not.

    : Hello, can I have some beef jerky?

      : Would you like some vodka with that?

      Man: Ah, what the hell? Sure.