Cape Feare/Quotes
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- Blue-Haired Lawyer: "But isn't it true that you have the words 'Die, Bart, Die' tattooed across your chest?"
- Bob: "Heavens No! That's German for 'the Bart, the'."
- Official: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."
:Sideshow Bob: Hello Bart!
- Bart: Mom, Dad!
- Sideshow Bob: Your family can't help you now.
:(Lisa finds Homer drooling heavily, sleeping)
- Sideshow Bob: "Now, Bart, any last requests?"
- Bart Simpson: (sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time) "Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it."
- Sideshow Bob: "No, go on."
- Bart Simpson: "It's just that you have such a beautiful voice..."
- Sideshow Bob: "Guilty as charged."
- Bart Simpson: "Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore."
- Sideshow Bob: "Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell. and a 1 and a 2 and (singing) We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty..."
- (later)
- "I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why..."
- (later)
- Sideshow Bob: ..."What never?"
- Bart: "No never."
- Sideshow Bob: "What never?"
- Bart:"Hardly ever!
- Bart and Sideshow Bob: "He's hardly ever sick at sea..."
- (later)
- Sideshow Bob: "... For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman!" (spoken) And now (draws his sword) the final curtain..."(walks towards Bart. The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying. Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their bathrobes)
- Chief Wiggum: (cocks his gun) "Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under arrest."
- Sideshow Bob: "By Lucifer's beard!"
- Chief Wiggum: "Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel."
