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The Telltale Head/Quotes

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Jimbo:Naw that was cloud talk. Throwing stones is one thing but I would never cut off the head of a guy who killed a bear with his own hands. Whats in the bag Bart

Bart:Uhhhh.

Jimbo:I said whats in the bag Bart!


Janey: Will my dog Pepper be there?

Miss Albright: I'm sorry but the answer is no.

Janey: Why not?

Miss Albright: Because Heaven is for people.

Lisa: What about my cat Snowball?

Miss Albright: I'm sorry but the answer is no!

Bart: Uh, maam. What if you're a really really good person and you've been in a really really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated, Will it be waiting for you in Heaven?

Miss Albright: For the last time Bart, Yes!!!


(grimly) There's someone out there in Krustyland who has committed an atrocity! If you know who cut off Jebediah's head...I don;t care if if's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy...(cheefully) Turn 'em in and Krusty will send you your own slide-whistle just like Sideshow Bob!!____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

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