Homer's Barbershop Quartet/Quotes

General

References/Trivia

Appearances

Gags

Credits

Quotes

• Mayor Quimby: Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron!
• George Harrison: (responding to the Be Sharps' rooftop concert) It's been done.
• (Comic Book Guy puts the "Melvin and the Squirrel" record on.) "Stuck a feather in his ca] and called it Rice-a-Roni." "MEL-VIN!"
• Apu: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
  Nigel: Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche.
  Apu: That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay.
• (Homer addresses the crowd after finishing the B-Sharps New York performance)
  Homer:I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400...(winks) Tons.
  Man in Crowd: This gigantic woman will devour us all! YAAAAGH! (Jumps into River)
  Homer:I meant the statue.
• (Chief Wiggum is shooting the TV)
  Sarah Wiggum: Clancy, use the remote.
• Abe:"That's my son up there!"
  Jasper "What, the balding fatass?"
  Abe: "Uh, no, the Hindu guy."
• Homer: (after singing Baby On Board for the final time) I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the auditions." (this is what John Lennon said after the Beatles' rooftop performance)
  Crowd, including the B-Sharps: they all laugh loudly.
  Barney:"Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha... I don't get it."