The Coming of Gastritus/Quotes
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- Gastritus: Awesome powers... Bring forth a herald to find that which may appease my hunger! [pauses] D'oh! Stupid awesome powers that never work when I want them to! C'mon... c'mon, Gastritus' belly is rumbling. Hurry up, already!
- Silvery Skateboarder: I'm the Silvery Skateboarder. Who the hell are you?
- Gastritus: I'm Gastritus, the one who created you, boy... So watch your smart mouth!
- Gastritus: This is your idea of a good meal? What's the name of this puny planet?!
- Silvery Skateboarder: Uranus, sit.
- Gastritus: Is there intelligent life on Uranus?
- Silvery Skateboarder: Bwah-ha ha-ha-ha!
- Gastritus: What's so funny? I just want to know if there are people living on Uranus!
- Silvery Skateboarder: Stop it... you're killing me!
- Gastritus: Can someone tell me what's so funny about intelligent life on Ur-- Oh.
- Gastritus: In deep space, no one can hear you chortle.
- Gastritus: I'm hungry, can you find me a planet to eat? One that doesn't sound like someone's butt?
- Gastritus: Jägermeister 7?
- Mova: Um, yeah, well, it's this planet that's made entirely out of booze.
- Gastritus: Are you kidding me? It's, like, the biggest dream I've ever had in my life!! A planet of alcohol!! Mmm.... Jägermeister Sevennnn....
- Squeaky-voiced teen: That'll be forty trillion dollars, unless you have a coupon.
- Gastritus: [glomph] Pay the man, Mova.
