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{{TBT|Marge: I thought you said you couldn't leave because you were watching the game?}} | {{TBT|Marge: I thought you said you couldn't leave because you were watching the game?}} | ||
{{TBT|Homer: That was before you threatened me with fruit salad. Also I don't really care about the game. I just didn't want to get off the couch.}} | {{TBT|Homer: That was before you threatened me with fruit salad. Also I don't really care about the game. I just didn't want to get off the couch.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|If the user has Marge: '''Task: '''Make Marge Grumble Under Her Breath (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|If the user has Marge: '''Task: '''Make Marge Grumble Under Her Breath (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Hunt for Cranberry Sauce (6s, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery or Brown House)}} |
− | {{TBT|Homer: Okay. Don't panic. So what if they're sold out of cranberry sauce at Costmo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Eatie-Gourmet' | + | {{TBT|Homer: Okay. Don't panic. So what if they're sold out of cranberry sauce at Costmo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Eatie-Gourmet's...}} |
− | {{TBT|Homer: Sprawl-Mart, Li'l Valu-Mart, Kwik-E-Mart, Speed-E-Mart, Newfangled Kwik-E-Mart, and Springfield Hunting Supplies? I'm sure I'll find | + | {{TBT|Homer: Sprawl-Mart, Li'l Valu-Mart, Kwik-E-Mart, Speed-E-Mart, Newfangled Kwik-E-Mart, and Springfield Hunting Supplies? I'm sure I'll find some...somewhere.}} |
− | {{TBT|Homer: I guess I could try Swapper Jack's, but that's a health food | + | {{TBT|Homer: I guess I could try Swapper Jack's, but that's a health food store...}} |
{{TBT|Homer: But cranberries are in smoothies, which are healthy, and people drink smoothies after they exercise...}} | {{TBT|Homer: But cranberries are in smoothies, which are healthy, and people drink smoothies after they exercise...}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Homer: And exercise burns calories, and burning is what you do with tires, | + | {{TBT|Homer: And exercise burns calories, and burning is what you do with tires, and...wait, where was I?}} |
{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}\r}} | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}\r}} | ||
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{{TBT|Blarg Alien: I've travelled back through time and space to experience a traditional Earth Thanksgiving.}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: I've travelled back through time and space to experience a traditional Earth Thanksgiving.}} | ||
{{TBT|Blarg Alien: It's the holiday that will one day inspire Blargsgiving on our planet.}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: It's the holiday that will one day inspire Blargsgiving on our planet.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Homer: Wait a | + | {{TBT|Homer: Wait a minute...you speak English?}} |
{{TBT|Blarg Alien: No, I'm mind-melding into your brain. It's much more efficient. Now, did I hear you say you were looking for cranberry sauce?}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: No, I'm mind-melding into your brain. It's much more efficient. Now, did I hear you say you were looking for cranberry sauce?}} | ||
{{TBT|Homer: You have some?!}} | {{TBT|Homer: You have some?!}} | ||
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{{TBT|Blarg Alien: Fifteen minutes.}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Fifteen minutes.}} | ||
{{TBT|Homer: You could have just said that.}} | {{TBT|Homer: You could have just said that.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x155]<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x155]<br>If the user has Blarg Alien: '''Task: '''Make Blarg Alien Meet Homer (4h, Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Go Around Back (4h, Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Blarg Alien: I have a gift for you, Deluxe Earthling. This is a "special" cranberry sauce from my future world.}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: I have a gift for you, Deluxe Earthling. This is a "special" cranberry sauce from my future world.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Homer: Looks pretty | + | {{TBT|Homer: Looks pretty good... But there's so little of it.}} |
{{TBT|Blarg Alien: Maybe now, but this sauce will replicate whenever it's fed bones. That means you can have as much cranberry sauce as you like.}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Maybe now, but this sauce will replicate whenever it's fed bones. That means you can have as much cranberry sauce as you like.}} | ||
{{TBT|Blarg Alien: But heed this warning. NEVER feed it any bones from living creatures. Only bones that are long dead. Do you understand what I have told you?}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: But heed this warning. NEVER feed it any bones from living creatures. Only bones that are long dead. Do you understand what I have told you?}} | ||
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{{TBT|Sideshow Mel: Deal! You just paid for my entire "Swapping" excursion. Toodles!}} | {{TBT|Sideshow Mel: Deal! You just paid for my entire "Swapping" excursion. Toodles!}} | ||
{{TBT|Homer: Okay, crazy alien sauce, time to do your stuff!}} | {{TBT|Homer: Okay, crazy alien sauce, time to do your stuff!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x115]<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x115]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Feed Mel's Bone to the Sauce (4h, Swapper Jack's or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Homer: Look at all this cranberry sauce! This'll feed everyone! Or at least me.}} | {{TBT|Homer: Look at all this cranberry sauce! This'll feed everyone! Or at least me.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Homer: | + | {{TBT|Homer: But...what if my family eats all this delicious sauce... There'd be none for leftovers tomorrow.}} |
{{TBT|Homer: I know! I'll go dig up graves at Springfield Cemetery and use those bones! It's the only logical next step.}} | {{TBT|Homer: I know! I'll go dig up graves at Springfield Cemetery and use those bones! It's the only logical next step.}} | ||
{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | ||
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{{TBT|Patty: Oh, this'll be good. C'mon, Selma. It sounds like Christmas came a little early this year.}} | {{TBT|Patty: Oh, this'll be good. C'mon, Selma. It sounds like Christmas came a little early this year.}} | ||
{{TBT|Homer: Come on in, ladies. I hope you've been drinking your milk. Always want to keep those bones strong, am I right?}} | {{TBT|Homer: Come on in, ladies. I hope you've been drinking your milk. Always want to keep those bones strong, am I right?}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x195]<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x195]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Feed Patty and Selma to the Sauce (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Patty: '''Task: '''Make Patty Tell Homer He's Fat as She's Being Eaten (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Selma: '''Task: '''Make Selma Tell Homer He's Useless as She's Being Eaten (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Jelly Monster: *growling noises*}} | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: *growling noises*}} | ||
{{TBT|Marge: I heard a scream! What happened? Ahhhh! What the heck is that?}} | {{TBT|Marge: I heard a scream! What happened? Ahhhh! What the heck is that?}} | ||
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{{TBT|Lisa: Oh, THAT alien.}} | {{TBT|Lisa: Oh, THAT alien.}} | ||
{{TBT|Homer: In his defense, he DID say not to feed it the bones of the living. So that's on me.}} | {{TBT|Homer: In his defense, he DID say not to feed it the bones of the living. So that's on me.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Lisa: Hmm. So this jelly monster feeds off the bones of the | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Hmm. So this jelly monster feeds off the bones of the living... I'll need to call for some backup to figure out how to stop this thing from destroying the town.}} |
{{TBT|Homer: Okay but hurry up. Dinner is still at four.}} | {{TBT|Homer: Okay but hurry up. Dinner is still at four.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x110]<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x110]<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Call Martin for Help (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Martin: '''Task: '''Make Martin Come to the Rescue (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Lisa: So we know the jelly monster grows whenever it's fed bones.}} | {{TBT|Lisa: So we know the jelly monster grows whenever it's fed bones.}} | ||
{{TBT|Martin: My God. It's the perfect organism!}} | {{TBT|Martin: My God. It's the perfect organism!}} | ||
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{{TBT|Martin: I giveth my body to become one with perfection!}} | {{TBT|Martin: I giveth my body to become one with perfection!}} | ||
{{TBT|Jelly Monster: *eats Martin's bones*}} | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: *eats Martin's bones*}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Lisa: Don't really see why he had to get naked first, but | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Don't really see why he had to get naked first, but okay...}} |
{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | ||
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{{TBT|Blarg Alien: I was sent ahead to prepare "The Great Jelly." Though I can't take all the credit, as it was your father who turned it into its fully sentient form.}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: I was sent ahead to prepare "The Great Jelly." Though I can't take all the credit, as it was your father who turned it into its fully sentient form.}} | ||
{{TBT|Lisa: "The Great Jelly"? That thing just wrecked half the town and ate my aunts and my friend from school!}} | {{TBT|Lisa: "The Great Jelly"? That thing just wrecked half the town and ate my aunts and my friend from school!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Yes, in retrospect, I can see how that might be received | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Yes, in retrospect, I can see how that might be received as... not "great." I could do a simple re-boning on your aunts and friend if you like.}} |
{{TBT|Homer: Just the friend will be fine.}} | {{TBT|Homer: Just the friend will be fine.}} | ||
{{TBT|Homer: Actually, wait, Lisa, which friend is it?}} | {{TBT|Homer: Actually, wait, Lisa, which friend is it?}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x185]<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x185]<br>If the user has Blarg Alien: '''Task: '''Make Blarg Alien Put Everyone's Bones Back (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Be Grossed Out by the Re-boning (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Nearly Faint Watching the Re-boning (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Martin: '''Task: '''Make Martin Lose "One With Perfection" Status (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Blarg Alien: There we are. Re-boned and good as new.}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: There we are. Re-boned and good as new.}} | ||
{{TBT|Martin: What happened? I'm back? Am I still one with perfection?}} | {{TBT|Martin: What happened? I'm back? Am I still one with perfection?}} | ||
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{{THT|After completing Cranberry Calamity Pt. 5:}} | {{THT|After completing Cranberry Calamity Pt. 5:}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Lisa: | + | {{TBT|Lisa: So...why did you unleash your jelly monster on us?}} |
{{TBT|Blarg Alien: The Great Jelly is the key to peace across all of Blargonia...}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: The Great Jelly is the key to peace across all of Blargonia...}} | ||
{{TBT|Blarg Alien: But in order for it to reach its true form and ensure continued peace, it required more human bones than we had laying around on our planet.}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: But in order for it to reach its true form and ensure continued peace, it required more human bones than we had laying around on our planet.}} | ||
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{{TBT|Lisa: Except the people whose bones it eats.}} | {{TBT|Lisa: Except the people whose bones it eats.}} | ||
{{TBT|Blarg Alien: Look, we're crazy aliens who worship a cranberry monster. This was never going to make perfect sense.}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Look, we're crazy aliens who worship a cranberry monster. This was never going to make perfect sense.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Take a Bite Out of Jelly Monster (4h, Humanity's Hope or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Take a Bite Out of Jelly Monster (4h, Humanity's Hope or Brown House)<br>If the user has Jelly Monster: '''Task: '''Make Jelly Monster Be Happy (4h, Humanity's Hope or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Blarg Alien: Now, oh Great Jelly, aboard our ship awaits your throne.}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Now, oh Great Jelly, aboard our ship awaits your throne.}} | ||
{{TBT|Blarg Alien: Which, funnily enough, we fashioned from the skulls of humans in the future after we wiped out their entire race, but they don't know that yet.}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: Which, funnily enough, we fashioned from the skulls of humans in the future after we wiped out their entire race, but they don't know that yet.}} | ||
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{{TBT|Blarg Alien: We shall return to our time and planet, and we won't be back until we require more bones.}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: We shall return to our time and planet, and we won't be back until we require more bones.}} | ||
{{TBT|Blarg Alien: *attempts to start ship*}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: *attempts to start ship*}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: | + | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: ...}} |
{{TBT|Blarg Alien: It's not starting. We're out of antimatter. Did nobody fill up when you stopped on Andromeda?}} | {{TBT|Blarg Alien: It's not starting. We're out of antimatter. Did nobody fill up when you stopped on Andromeda?}} | ||
{{TBT|Jelly Monster: *facepalms*}} | {{TBT|Jelly Monster: *facepalms*}} |
Revision as of 09:46, December 11, 2020
Contents
You Don't Make Friends With (Fruit) Salad
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Cranberry Calamity
Cranberry Calamity Pt. 1
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Cranberry Calamity Pt. 2
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Cranberry Calamity Pt. 3
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Cranberry Calamity Pt. 4
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Cranberry Calamity Pt. 5
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The Legend of the Jelly
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