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:::No more number two for Kirkedemious Van Houten! He has returned to save the world! Wait, no. To restore Southern Cracker to the top of salty snacks!
 
:::No more number two for Kirkedemious Van Houten! He has returned to save the world! Wait, no. To restore Southern Cracker to the top of salty snacks!
 
::::Cool Milhouse is here and redefining what's cool. Gluten-free is hot. Capris are in. Asthma inhalers are... still uncool. He can't work miracles.
 
::::Cool Milhouse is here and redefining what's cool. Gluten-free is hot. Capris are in. Asthma inhalers are... still uncool. He can't work miracles.
:::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|The Van Houtens}} page!
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:::::Milhoose is in town to ask Lisa oot in hopes that one day she might be his spoose. Everything's Canucking Up, Milhoose! ...Soory aboot that.
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::::::The Secretary has landed and he's got a plan to save this election: a sign that says 'Vote Lisa.' Hey, we said he had a plan, not a good one.
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:::::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|The Van Houtens}} page!
 
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Revision as of 12:06, August 27, 2020

  • August 12: Milhouse's cousin Annika comes to town and upsets the natural order of the playground – now up is down, 2 + 2 = Fudge, and Milhouse is COOL?! Bart must restore balance to the schoolyard and take Milhouse down a few pegs (a job usually done by Milhouse himself). Will the other kids see Milhouse for the dweeb he is? Will Bart finally prove that dating your cousin is a bad idea? Honestly, we thought the severely inbred Royal House of Hapsburgs proved that one already…
Milhouse has more than a bounce in his step - he's got a bounce in his house. Line up for the hottest jump in town.
No more number two for Kirkedemious Van Houten! He has returned to save the world! Wait, no. To restore Southern Cracker to the top of salty snacks!
Cool Milhouse is here and redefining what's cool. Gluten-free is hot. Capris are in. Asthma inhalers are... still uncool. He can't work miracles.
Milhoose is in town to ask Lisa oot in hopes that one day she might be his spoose. Everything's Canucking Up, Milhoose! ...Soory aboot that.
The Secretary has landed and he's got a plan to save this election: a sign that says 'Vote Lisa.' Hey, we said he had a plan, not a good one.
Find all about the newest event in the The Van Houtens page!