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Revision as of 11:41, April 30, 2020
- Bart: The Rotting Brain!
- Sherri/Terri: I heard that someone either wets their pants or toss their cookies at every screening.
- Sherri/Terri: It's some kind of world record.
- Martin: I heard that, too! To prepare, I haven't eaten all day, and I'm wearing rubber underpants!
- Nelson: Oh! Why Didn't I think of that?
- Squeaky-voiced teen: PG-13 means parental guidance is needed for anyone under thirteen. No one under thirteen unless they're accompanied by an adult.
- Bart: Parental guidance? Do you know who my parental guide is? Homer Simpson!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: That guy? He's the reason we don't do refills on popcorn anymore.
- Grampa: You like scary movies, huh?
- Bart: I love 'em, but the movie theater won't let me in.
- Grampa: Would you want to see a flick called, "Invasion of the Monkey Mummies"?
- Bart: Sure!
- Grampa: How about "The Smell That Doomed Hoboken"?
- Bart: Sounds cool!
- Grampa: "Slimy Revolt of the Fishmen"?
- Bart: That's classic!
- Grampa: You're in luck! I own all those movies.
- Bart: Nelson, you're always sketching monsters, right?
- Nelson: My shrink said I need to stop drawing uns so I moved on.
- Bart: Imagine posters of your art plastered all over the school.
- Nelson: That would rock.
- Bart: How are you at drawing nightmarish beasts and graphic violence?
- Nelson: I consider them my specialties.
- Bart: Excellent!
