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Revision as of 17:25, March 13, 2020
- Lisa: Hmm... taking things we need into the next life. What would archaeologists in the future think about us? This gives me an idea for the history hoedown!
- Bart: Way to go, Lis... make something cool int a chore.
- Lisa: No, it'll be fun. If I were a modern Egyptian queen, what modern things would I have in my burial chamber to take with me into the next life?
- Bart: Cooties.
- Lisa: Seriously. I'd want a computer, books, my saxophone....
- Bart: Zzzzzz.... bo-ring
- Lisa: C'mon, Bart.... what would you want to take with you the next life?
- Bart: Number one. With a bullet "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoons.
- Lisa: Queen Cleopatra, please enjoy your complete classics library along with you very worn "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoon on a gigantic miniature plasma screen!
- Marge: Oh, that's coming along so well, Lisa! I wouldn't be surprised if you win first prize at the history hoedown.
- Lisa: Thanks, mom.
- Lisa: Hello, Mr. Flanders! I'm hoping you can contribute something to my queen Cleopatra modern afterlife burial chamber project.
- Ned: Yes, my boys told me about that, and I have the perfect thing! My egg sucker broke... but with a dab of gold paint it looks like a little harp, doesn't it? The perfect instrument for any afterlife!
- Lisa: Thank you, Mr. Flanders!
- Waylon Smithers: I wasn't aware there was a new Malibu Stacy line available!
- Lisa: Hello, Mr. Smithers. It's not a new line. I turned Stacy into queen Cleopatra for my history project.
- Waylon Smithers: The costume is exquisite! How much?
- Lisa: It's not for sale. I need all this for my presentation.
- Waylon Smithers: In that case, may I take a picture? This really should be documented.
- Lisa: Oh, why did I involve so many people in my simple dream? Why did L et my vanity take charge when Mr. Smithers took out his camera? I deserve to lose the history hoedown. I've been such a fool.
- Bart: Wow. You might consider a career on the stage. Ms. Bernhardt.
- Lisa: Huh? Bart, I'm the victim here.
- Bart: Question: Do you want to lie down and identify as a victim, or get up and kick butt?
- Lisa: Get up and kick butt
