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*'''November 20th''': The alien plot has failed in all the dimensions. Yes, even that one. Put away those spiderwebs and return your bloody beating heart to your chest because it’s time to get ready for the holidays! Will there be turkey? Ham? Steamed Clams? An entire aurora borealis contained inside a kitchen? Get answers to those questions in our next update (or never, you’re not the boss of us)! | *'''November 20th''': The alien plot has failed in all the dimensions. Yes, even that one. Put away those spiderwebs and return your bloody beating heart to your chest because it’s time to get ready for the holidays! Will there be turkey? Ham? Steamed Clams? An entire aurora borealis contained inside a kitchen? Get answers to those questions in our next update (or never, you’re not the boss of us)! | ||
::Everyone’s favorite ominously-named shopping-related holiday is here! It’s Black Friday! Get your trample-free token today! | ::Everyone’s favorite ominously-named shopping-related holiday is here! It’s Black Friday! Get your trample-free token today! | ||
| − | :::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|All American Auction}} page! | + | :::You can't have a Swap Meet without a Stage, and you can't have a Swap Meet Stage without a quartet reunion! Does that logic hold? Eh, just unlock it. |
| + | ::::Everyone's favorite giant lumberjack is here! No, not you, Eric. Get out of here. It's Paul Bunyan! | ||
| + | :::::The VHS Village is here! So be kind and rewind... to a time when this store was relevant. | ||
| + | ::::::CJ has arrived to answer life's greatest mystery. Is it God's existence? Aliens? The origin of the Big Bang? Nope, it's What's in that storage locker? | ||
| + | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|All American Auction}} page! | ||
Revision as of 10:17, December 2, 2019
- November 20th: The alien plot has failed in all the dimensions. Yes, even that one. Put away those spiderwebs and return your bloody beating heart to your chest because it’s time to get ready for the holidays! Will there be turkey? Ham? Steamed Clams? An entire aurora borealis contained inside a kitchen? Get answers to those questions in our next update (or never, you’re not the boss of us)!
- Everyone’s favorite ominously-named shopping-related holiday is here! It’s Black Friday! Get your trample-free token today!
- You can't have a Swap Meet without a Stage, and you can't have a Swap Meet Stage without a quartet reunion! Does that logic hold? Eh, just unlock it.
- Everyone's favorite giant lumberjack is here! No, not you, Eric. Get out of here. It's Paul Bunyan!
- The VHS Village is here! So be kind and rewind... to a time when this store was relevant.
- CJ has arrived to answer life's greatest mystery. Is it God's existence? Aliens? The origin of the Big Bang? Nope, it's What's in that storage locker?
- The VHS Village is here! So be kind and rewind... to a time when this store was relevant.
- Everyone's favorite giant lumberjack is here! No, not you, Eric. Get out of here. It's Paul Bunyan!
- You can't have a Swap Meet without a Stage, and you can't have a Swap Meet Stage without a quartet reunion! Does that logic hold? Eh, just unlock it.
- Find all about the new event in the All American Auction page!
- Everyone’s favorite ominously-named shopping-related holiday is here! It’s Black Friday! Get your trample-free token today!
