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::::::::Skip the lines at the mall and celebrate Christmas with your very own Santa Homie! His beard might be fake but his belly sure is real! | ::::::::Skip the lines at the mall and celebrate Christmas with your very own Santa Homie! His beard might be fake but his belly sure is real! | ||
:::::::::Just because you can’t afford a home in this market doesn’t mean you can’t get yourself a Toy Fortress! It even comes with a teeny tiny mortgage. | :::::::::Just because you can’t afford a home in this market doesn’t mean you can’t get yourself a Toy Fortress! It even comes with a teeny tiny mortgage. | ||
| + | ::::::::::Only 361 shopping days until next Christmas! Get the Holiday Mystery Box today and enjoy an early present to make the next 51 weeks fly by! | ||
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}} page! | ||
Revision as of 20:39, December 29, 2018
- December 5th: Turn off the TV Yule log and light one in a digital fireplace instead, like the olden days. Play today and see what families did before phones and TV!
- Oh, the weather outside is frightful but the donuts are so delightful. Let it D’oh! Let it D’oh! Let it D’oh! Get BONUS donuts – now in select packs!
- The Angel Lisa hath cometh! She’s here to saveth an elementary school Christmas pageant, and to teach me how to spell-eth.
- Need a date for prom? Young Barney has arrived, and he’s got a corsage with your name on it. Snatch him up now while he still has potential.
- Unlock the Festive Carolers and bring some Christmas cheer to your Springfield. Because nothing says the holidays like ugly sweaters and out-of-key singing.
- ‘Tis the season of giving, but who says you can’t give to yourself? Gobble up some Holiday Donuts today and get BONUS Donuts in every pack!
- Age is just a number. And numbers are just…incredibly important. So, get Young Grampa and relive your heyday today!
- Skip the lines at the mall and celebrate Christmas with your very own Santa Homie! His beard might be fake but his belly sure is real!
- Just because you can’t afford a home in this market doesn’t mean you can’t get yourself a Toy Fortress! It even comes with a teeny tiny mortgage.
- Only 361 shopping days until next Christmas! Get the Holiday Mystery Box today and enjoy an early present to make the next 51 weeks fly by!
- Just because you can’t afford a home in this market doesn’t mean you can’t get yourself a Toy Fortress! It even comes with a teeny tiny mortgage.
- Skip the lines at the mall and celebrate Christmas with your very own Santa Homie! His beard might be fake but his belly sure is real!
- Age is just a number. And numbers are just…incredibly important. So, get Young Grampa and relive your heyday today!
- ‘Tis the season of giving, but who says you can’t give to yourself? Gobble up some Holiday Donuts today and get BONUS Donuts in every pack!
- Unlock the Festive Carolers and bring some Christmas cheer to your Springfield. Because nothing says the holidays like ugly sweaters and out-of-key singing.
- Need a date for prom? Young Barney has arrived, and he’s got a corsage with your name on it. Snatch him up now while he still has potential.
- The Angel Lisa hath cometh! She’s here to saveth an elementary school Christmas pageant, and to teach me how to spell-eth.
- Find all about the new event in the A Simpsons Christmas Special page!
- Oh, the weather outside is frightful but the donuts are so delightful. Let it D’oh! Let it D’oh! Let it D’oh! Get BONUS donuts – now in select packs!
