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*'''January 23rd''': This battle for the ages is also one BETWEEN the ages. Can [[Bart the General|General Bart]] get the adults to eat their collective shorts?
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*'''March 7th''': St. Patrick's Day and Prohibition, and a preview for the next episode of the show, are here!
::The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play…
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::Find all about the new updates in the {{TOCU|Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment and "Homer Is Where the Art Isn't" episode tie-in}} page!
:::From mutated animals to undead bodies to [[Death]] itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus.
 
::::Unlock [[Wendell Borton|Wendell]] with the [[Zip Zap and 'Za Pizza Arcade|Zip Zap ‘Za]] pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving.
 
:::::With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these [[Flying Hellfish|Hellfish]] are ready to fight!
 
::::::[[Moe's Express|Moe’s Express]], now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie.
 
:::::::For a man who dreamed of being a principal the current conflict is a chance to get his feet in the water! Recruit [[Seymour Skinner (The Principal and the Pauper)|Sgt. Skinner]] to join the fight!
 
::You know the saying: one man’s trash is another man's junk fort. Play now to find out if the adults can protect their stinky Shangri La from the kids!
 
:::Why be a delinquent when you can unlock one straight from juvie? [[Jeremy Jailbird]] is eager to be paroled (or just sprung) to join the fight!
 
::::Power your gas guzzler with some real, organic horsepower: get the [[The Outlands|Horse-Drawn SUV]] today! It’s 1 step forward and 2 hoofs back for transportation!
 
:::::Looks like this pacifier just stopped pacifying. Unlock [[The Outlands|Outlands Maggie]] and survive the wilds of Springfield.
 
::Nothing brings people together like a common enemy. Except maybe a potluck. Play now to see if the adults and kids join forces against the ruffians!
 
:::Unlock the [[Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills]] today to see the swankier side of a dystopian wasteland. It’s 9021-Oh god what happened to civilization?!
 
::::You’ve heard of the 21-gun salute? What about the baker’s dozen dirge? Unlock the [[The Simpsons Movie|Ruined Lard Lad]] in the prize track today and shed some sugary tears.
 
:::::[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII|Water Baron Burns]] controls the water and the ruffians, but will all this power help him take over the town? It sure can’t hurt, right?
 
::::::Springfield’s dystopian dream is fading back to a regular ol’ topia. Grab [[Wendell Borton|Wendell]], [[Jeremy Jailbird]] & [[Erik|more]] before the town returns to “normal.”
 
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Bart Royale}} page!
 
 
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Revision as of 04:16, March 7, 2018

  • March 7th: St. Patrick's Day and Prohibition, and a preview for the next episode of the show, are here!
Find all about the new updates in the Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment and "Homer Is Where the Art Isn't" episode tie-in page!