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::::::::Put the Bart back into Moz(B)art! Get Vienna’s own talented composer quick, before this concerto becomes a requiem! | ::::::::Put the Bart back into Moz(B)art! Get Vienna’s own talented composer quick, before this concerto becomes a requiem! | ||
::Arr, it’s a pirate’s life for Springfield! Will Homer be forced to walk the plank? He’s more worried about the walking part than the drowning. | ::Arr, it’s a pirate’s life for Springfield! Will Homer be forced to walk the plank? He’s more worried about the walking part than the drowning. | ||
| − | :::Grab some shovels and hit the Dig Site to get your Pirate Treasure and more! For those who find ‘X marks the spot’ just a little too complicated. | + | :::Grab some shovels and hit the Dig Site to get your Pirate Treasure and more! For those who find ‘X marks the spot’ just a little too complicated. |
| + | ::::Last chance to time travel before the panini press loses power! Grab Pharaoh Skinner, Cavegirl Booberella & more before they’re toast! | ||
::Get America Town and celebrate the 4th of July in the most patriotic of fashions – by staying indoors and pursuing meaningless goals. | ::Get America Town and celebrate the 4th of July in the most patriotic of fashions – by staying indoors and pursuing meaningless goals. | ||
:::We give Ike five stars! Well, technically the US Army did. Celebrate the 4th of July in TSTO as President Eisenhower arrives in Springfield! | :::We give Ike five stars! Well, technically the US Army did. Celebrate the 4th of July in TSTO as President Eisenhower arrives in Springfield! | ||
::Find all about the new event and updates in the {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster, Road to Riches, Donut Day 2017 and 4th of July 2017}} page! | ::Find all about the new event and updates in the {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster, Road to Riches, Donut Day 2017 and 4th of July 2017}} page! | ||
Revision as of 15:51, July 1, 2017
- May 30: Thanks to Homer’s time traveling toaster, Caveman Moe is coming to town! And he’s pretty sure Moe’s Tavern is a step down from his cave.
- Itching for more specimens? Get Hollis Hurlbut, a historian with a “knack” for acquiring artifacts (psst…his knack is stealing), in the store.
- Collect shovels from Mom & Pop Hardware and dig up Homer’s time-capsule collectibles! No, not that one – that’s just a dead raccoon.
- Which came first, the Lizard or the time traveler? You decide! Collect enough specimens and craft the Homer Lizard to terrorize your town.
- Collect shovels from Mom & Pop Hardware and dig up Homer’s time-capsule collectibles! No, not that one – that’s just a dead raccoon.
- Can you help Homer stop the future he caused and solve the Sphynx’s riddle? No, this question is not the riddle. Travel to “Ancient Egypt” in Act 2!
- Have Principal Skinner trade in his suit for a skirt & khat to become a living deity, and turn his God complex into just a complex!
- Unlock the Burning Tree at the Dig Site today! Yes, trees burn even while underground. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a Wikipedia article to edit.
- Get the Medieval Loot Box for a chance to unlock the Two-nicorn & more. Remember, one horn is too few, and three’s just a triceratops!
- Mayan Marge returns with the Mayan God and more, just to show those Egyptians that when you build giant triangular temples, you add some stairs.
- Last chance to unlock Taskmaster Willie on the prize track! He’ll whip you into shape, although he reserves the right to choose the shape.
- Put the Bart back into Moz(B)art! Get Vienna’s own talented composer quick, before this concerto becomes a requiem!
- Last chance to unlock Taskmaster Willie on the prize track! He’ll whip you into shape, although he reserves the right to choose the shape.
- Mayan Marge returns with the Mayan God and more, just to show those Egyptians that when you build giant triangular temples, you add some stairs.
- Get the Medieval Loot Box for a chance to unlock the Two-nicorn & more. Remember, one horn is too few, and three’s just a triceratops!
- Unlock the Burning Tree at the Dig Site today! Yes, trees burn even while underground. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a Wikipedia article to edit.
- Have Principal Skinner trade in his suit for a skirt & khat to become a living deity, and turn his God complex into just a complex!
- Arr, it’s a pirate’s life for Springfield! Will Homer be forced to walk the plank? He’s more worried about the walking part than the drowning.
- Grab some shovels and hit the Dig Site to get your Pirate Treasure and more! For those who find ‘X marks the spot’ just a little too complicated.
- Last chance to time travel before the panini press loses power! Grab Pharaoh Skinner, Cavegirl Booberella & more before they’re toast!
- Grab some shovels and hit the Dig Site to get your Pirate Treasure and more! For those who find ‘X marks the spot’ just a little too complicated.
- Get America Town and celebrate the 4th of July in the most patriotic of fashions – by staying indoors and pursuing meaningless goals.
- We give Ike five stars! Well, technically the US Army did. Celebrate the 4th of July in TSTO as President Eisenhower arrives in Springfield!
- Find all about the new event and updates in the Time Traveling Toaster, Road to Riches, Donut Day 2017 and 4th of July 2017 page!
- Itching for more specimens? Get Hollis Hurlbut, a historian with a “knack” for acquiring artifacts (psst…his knack is stealing), in the store.
